The Commercial Real Estate Alpha Site

I am short on time this week, as I have a career test to take ( I am trying to draw the turtle from the brochure so I can get my drawing certificate) this friday morning and actually need to spend this time studying, but alas, I need a break. So here goes.

I’ll start with the highest score winner/matchup and work my way down.

Dreaming Tigers – 124 over We SUck Again!!!-117 Look, I know lots of things. I know I like cake, I know bees will sting you and I know the sky is blue, but for the life of me, I have no idea how The Dancing Tigers / Crying Dragqueens beat WSA. Holy Two Mendenhall and a Baby! Jamaal Charles sucked, OchoCinco may have found love, but he couldn’t find the endzone let alone a number higher then 4. 4 catches for 44 yards and 4 fantasy points = “qua-RAIN-tah ee QUA-tro” is more like it. But hold the horses, LeSean (the Le means feminine in NFL speak) went apesheet crazy and A-rod2 was flammable as well. Add in double digit performances from every other roster spot including the Velour Track Suits D-Fense and a win is a win… Holy Shnikes! The Flamboyant Tigresses only started 1 QB… Indeed, it appears that we may suck again. Another prolific letdown from top draft picks Ray Rice and Mendenhall couldnt support the strong showings from Schaub and D-McNabb, other then some solid WR numbers, the rest are low single digits and roughly 8 points short of Victory. Both teams have tough matchups next week as the Zaller boys stroll into town… It doesn’t matter which team you play… pick your poison. We still like WSA, but they will need to win… The Fantasy Bell has begun to toll for them…

Playing with a stacked deck – 119 conquers Kiss Da Baby – 101
Another matchup where both teams reached trip figures. On the surface these teams look close, as some players showed up and others dropped some low, low, low numbers off. We are looking at you Tony Gonzalez and Rob Bironas, but the key difference was Tony Romo and Miles Austin in desperate time against Chicago puffing up their numbers that won this contest. In the end the favorite beats consistency and solid play, as pretty boys Peyton and Romo delete the twitter accounts of Matt Ryan and Kyle Orton. Up next for the Baby Kissers is a date with Pimpin’ ain’t Brees-y which should be a good matchup as both teams are consistent in weekly scoring. We see Stacked Deck looking strong heading into week 3 similar to the Ines Sainz dust-up, we would like to see next weeks sacrifice show up looking good and ready to back it up. Ahem, We are looking at you Jahvid Best. If Stacked deck wins again, we might need to change our email address and block the message board as it could be full of self-love comments from Paulie. Jared says he will name his first born Jahvid if he wins. Thanks for stepping up Jared and Rachel!

Submission -112 submits? Breezy – 100 getting the win with room to spare. Oy Vey. This one finished a lot closer then if felt all Sunday. Typical Breezy, losing big going into Monday night needing, lets say 50 points to win, his players go off and get him 46 points, so he can avoid swallowing all those pills next to his seltzer and espn cheat sheet. Needing a monday night miracle from Brees and Gore he gets great games from each and falls 12 points short.
Alright, for Submission, Phillipe Reevers and AP get over 50% of his teams points, which is nice. For Breezy, Favre drops a negative duece on Sunday thereby effectively ending all hope for a win on MNF. Suck a big one 40-yr old win virgin. Look, we still believe in Favre and know he will right himself against the Detroit Lions which must look like a three legged blind goat walking into the proverbial Lions Den… So Submission as previously mentioned takes on the Dreaming Tigers which could prove to be a wild card game. We think the Tigers may pull an upset here. Breezy travels to see the Baby Kissing Bandits, which we already talked about… Are you even paying attention anymore?

1st place – 97 mercifully ends RC week 2 adventure – 81
This is a mixture of solid play from 1st place, who plugged Sam St.Louis Rams Bradford into QB2 spot and got almost the same amount of points as his QB1. A 14-13 double headed solid QB run. Remember when I said, I threw up in my mouth a little bit when describing Garrard, Kolb & Henne. This time I just spewwed all over my hemp sandals. G-zus this QB trio looks bleak for the future. Gonna need to grab someone off waivers or hope for a turnaround from one of these guys… oops Kolb just lost his starting gig to Vick. Yikes. DeSean (De stands for Unknown weekly Fantasy Football Savior) looks to have good repoire with starting QB Vick in philly, so heading into Week 3 1st place takes on Domination in a must win for EV. Gonna be interesting. RC heads off to face Rooster in an important matchup of chaos. We have no idea what is gonna happen in that game. None Whatsoever.

Finally, the sweet bitter end.

Rooster – 89 leapfrogs Domination – 69

Effin Rooster is 2-0 and easily the surprise team of the season. They aren’t winning sexy, but they are winning, and I assure you, (as performed by Denny Green and Herm Edwards) “Thats why they play the games!” & “They are who we thought they were!” Indeed, whether its underwhelming competition or great weeks from a select individual or two, Rooster gets the DUB-U. Andre Johnson went back to his old form catching passes and being an elite receiver (27 points) and waiver wire pickup and newly christened started Mike Vick came up big, you could say he was the “Top Dog”. Too soon? (20 points). Anyway, the pundits will argue that a 69 point showing from an entire roster is the epitome of poor performance, but we warned about this squad in our early season write-up.. If one of your QB’s doesn’t deliver then the overall roster might not be strong enough to support itself, such as Mojo and Felix getting you a combined total of…. let me get the calculator… hang on….carry the… 3 points, then this team can forget about winning… Braylon edwards was on your bench, he was the 2nd highest scorer on your team and he celebrated by drinking his face off, driving 3 friends around town and getting a DWI. I hate Braylon Edwards like the progressive insurance commercials. Anyhow, the next weeks games are uber important for both as a win for sleeper Rooster puts them in primo position for a strong season and another loss for Domination makes their playoff aspirations dismal at best.

Big ups to Team Zaller, Team JDClark & Team Kickass for great name changes. We would all like to see more creativity and some chatter on the message boards. I feel like I need to put another quarter in to have my private conversation/dance with Paulie. Ok, that analogy sucked a little bit, so its back to studying.

P.S. – Baby Powder Kissers. I’m coming for you and your precious little baby. Pucker up.